Georgey the Snail (Waylon's First Pet)

I admit that the idea of having a snail for a pet is totally gross. But before you poo poo the idea, let me tell you the benefits. First, we have a plentiful supply of replacement pets. Second, waste management involves only a wet rag to clean up snail goo. Third, take a look at the smile on his face! Finally, the best part of a snail pet is that after three days, when your four-year-old is totally bored with the pet, you are not stuck raising a dog for the next 15 years!